"Secret Boss walking around hotel room in boxers // Me: Sir, the tailor from Monaco has arrived (his French Tailor whom he flew straight from MonteCarlo hours ago) //
(Fitting & measurements) // SB: Make it a size smaller, I'll lose #weight in 6 months / FT: You seem to have lost weight... / SB: No! No! No! What are you talking about! ...Face (me), come here, did I lose? / Me: Maybe, sir / SB: What's maybe?!? / Me: Sir, I don't think so. / SB: (haughty eyes on me) // HAHAHA, eh I don't wanna lie! ;))"